Moon and Florida

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do
you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"

Three Feelings

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.

Chinese Adam & Eve

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise
Because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake

Meaning of WIFE!

Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means... Without
Information fighting every time!

WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever

Things you probably never need to know, but fascinating anyway

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they
Start with.
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your
heart stops for a millisecond.
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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12. The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the
Toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
Suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.
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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
history.
Spades – King David
Clubs – Alexander the Great,
Hearts – Charlemagne
Diamonds – Julius Caesar.
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15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =12,345,678,987,654,321
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16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result
of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common? Ans. – All invented by women.
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18. Question – This is the only food that doesn’t spoil. What is this?
Ans. – Honey
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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20. A snail can sleep for three years.
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21. All polar bears are left handed.
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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
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24.Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
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25.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
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27. Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’.
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have
over million descendants.
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
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34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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36. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their
elbow