3 stubborn PC problems you can fix

You keep getting a Your system is running low on virtual memory message

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60% Of Windows Vista Code To Be Rewritten

David Richards – Friday, 24 March 2006
Up to 60% of the code in the new consumer version of Microsoft new
Vista operating system is set to be rewritten as the Company
"scrambles" to fix internal problems a Microsoft insider has confirmed
to SHN.

n an effort to meet a dealine of the 2007 CES show in Las Vegas
Microsoft has pulled programmers from the highly succesful Xbox team to
help resolve many problems associated with entertainment…
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End of support for Windows 98 and Windows Me

End of support for Windows 98 and Windows Me

Effective July 11, 2006, Windows 98, Windows 98 Second Edition, and Windows Me will transition to a non-supported status. After this date, Microsoft will no longer provide any incident support options or security updates. Existing support documents, however, will continue to be available through the Microsoft Support Product Solution Center Web site.

Helping Dad!

>A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of
>his dad bouncing up and down.
>The mom quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen,
>dresses quickly and goes to find him.
>The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you and dad doing?”
>The mother replies, “Well, your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I
>have to get on top of it to help flatten it.”
>”You’re wasting your time.” says! The boy.
>”Why is that?” asked his mom, puzzled?
>”Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on
>her knees and blows it right back up!

winword

Open a Word document and type:

= rand (46)

Press Enter and wait 3 seconds

Can you explain what happened???