Twins

Ricky has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. Mick says, “How you doin?” “Ricky says, “Okay, but do me a favor mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, my feet are freezing.” Mick goes upstairs and sees Ricky’s gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed naked. He says, “Your dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you.” They say, “Prove it.” Mick shouts downstairs, “Ricky, both of them?” Ricky shouts back, “Of course both of em, What’s the point of fuckin one!

Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1
Silence, The Final Frontier: Where no women has gone before.

Topic 2
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making deposits

Topic 3
Parties: Going without new outfits

Topic 4
Bathroom Etiquette: Men need space in bathroom cabinet too

Topic 5
Communication Skills: Tears – The last resort, not the first

Topic 6
Communication Skills II: Getting what you want without nagging

Topic 7
Driving a Car Safely: A skill you CAN acquire

Topic 8
Introduction to Parking: The Last Episode

Topic 9
Introduction to Parking (Advanced): Reversing Skills

Topic 10
Telephone Skills: How to hang up

Topic 11
Classic Footwear: Wearing shoes you already have

Topic 12
Oil & Petrol: Your car needs both

Missing you

A husband’s throwing darts at his wife’s photo and not a single one is hitting the target.

From another room wife asks the husband ”honey what are you doing?’

‘Husband ”MISSING U”!!