Nothing to worry about!

In a second grade sex education class, a little girl asks,
“Teacher, can >>my momma get pregnant?”
The teacher asks, “How old is your mother?”
The little girl says, “Forty.”
The teacher says, “Yes, your mother could get pregnant.”
The little girl asks, “Can my big sister get pregnant?”
The teacher asks, “How old is your sister?”
The little girl answers, “Nineteen.”
The teacher says, “Oh my yes, your sister certainly could get pregnant.”
The little girl asks, “Can I get pregnant?”
The teacher asks, “How old are you?”
The little girl says, “I’m seven years!! Old.”
The teacher says, “No, you can’t get pregnant.”
The little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, “See, I told you we had nothing to worry about.”

Business man!!

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

Jack: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice “
Son : “I will choose my own bride!”
Jack: “But the girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case..ok”

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.

Jack: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Jack: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Jack: “But this young man is Bill Gate’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”

This is how business is done!!

The Erotic Butter

Always allow the bosses to speak first

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says,” Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each”. So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. “Pfufffff, and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted “I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. “Pfufffff,and he was also gone. The boss calmly said, ” I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm” Lesson : “Always allow the bosses to speak first”