A young man goes into a pharmacy

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:
Hello, could you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!”
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: “Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too.”
The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says : “After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions…and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: Dear lord, less this dinner… thank you for all you give us…!!!”
A minute later the boy is still praying: “Thank you Lord for your kindness…”
Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: “I didn’t know you were so religious!!!”
The boy replies :”I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!!!”

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Can you explain what happened???

Abul Abed got engaged to Abu Steif’s sister…

Abul Abed got engaged to Abu Steif’s sister…

Realizing his sister is morbidly thin, the day of the wedding ceremony, Abu Steif started wrapping her with newspapers (warak jaridi) until she reached a good butt, tits, and shoulders size…

After the wedding ceremony, the couple went to the hotel. Abul Abed jumped to take the wedding dress off, and…surprise!!! He finds the warak jaridi all over her….He started unwrapping… and unwrapping… and unwrapping….and unwrapping ….and

unwrapping ….and unwrapping ….and
unwrapping.

Finally he got tired of unwrapping, he picked up the phone and called Abu Steif with an angry tone:

Ya Abu Steifffffffffff: Kiss ikhtak bi aya safha? “

Interesting Facts About Mobile Phones

Interesting Facts About Mobile Phones

Very Useful information

1. Emergency Number: The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobiles
112.
If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and
there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any
existing network to establish the emergency number for you and
interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even while the keypad is
locked. Try it out.

2. Keys Locked in the Car? This may come in handy someday. Good
reason to own a Mobile Phone: If you lock your keys in the car and
the spare keys are at home, call someone on your mobile phone. Hold
your mobile phone about a foot from your car door and have the other
person at your home press the Unlock button, holding it near the
phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves time for someone to
drive your keys to you. Distance is not a problem. You c ould be
hundreds of miles away and if you can reach someone who has the
other remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors(or the boot).

Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over
a mobile phone!"

3. Your Mobile Battery is Very Low, you are expecting an important
call and you don't have a c harger". Nokia instrument comes with a
reserve battery. To activate the battery, the key-in *3370# your
cell will restart with this reserve and your instrument will show a
50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you
charge your mobile next time.